All members of the Original Kleptonian Neo-American Church subscribe to the following three principles:
If you agree with the above and wish to join the Church, print the membership application, sign it, and mail it to the OKNeoAC at 117 E. Louisa St. #384, Seattle, WA 98102. Please print. An initial donation of $35 is expected. Your cancelled check is proof of membership. Membership includes a copy of Millbrook. For more information, contact your local boo hoo or inquiries “at” okneoac.org.
H.H. Joan, Chief Bee Hee
Sahib Kevin Sanford, Boo Hoo General of Texas
Box 3473, Austin, TX 78764
His Eminence Robert Funk, Archon of Alaska
Box 2191, Petersburg, AK 99833
St. Philippe de Mozambique, Boo Hoo General of the Missionary Congregation
Box 2127, Redway, CA 95560
You are now in a position to contact other members as a presumably like-minded person, but remember that you are not a customer and the OKNeoAC is not a business. Nor is this a club. It’s a religious allegiance association. We expect loyalty. Your experience with other organizations is of no value here. Membership in any other religious organization, including the Masonic Order, Alcoholics Anonymous, and the Church of Universal Life means automatic excommunication. We expect some kind of donation, however modest, twice a year. (Yes, it’s the thought that counts.) If you can’t be bothered, we won’t try to find you and will probably delete your records. If you can’t do things our way or prefer not to, don’t expect the OKNeoAC to change its ways to suit your preferences or circumstances.
The following rules are observed by all members of the Church: